Quizzes
To hire me, you must answer my riddles three... JK but you should take one of my fun quizzes! These are Buzzfeed-style personality and knowledge quizzes I wrote. On this page, I've included links to each quiz, followed by all of my character descriptions. Now go enjoy! (And yes I consider myself to be the most extra character in most of them. So don't be ashamed if you are too.)
Evan
When I say respectful, you say king! RESPECTFUL, KING. You are the most like Evan! You’re smart and kind. You’re unassuming and you don’t normally like to make a big deal out of yourself, but you don’t take flack from people. You stand up for yourself and your friends. You’re a real one.
Seth
You’re the most like SETHHHHH. You’re the life of the party! When people first meet you, they might put you in a box. But once they get to know you, they find you’re a loyal and loving friend. You will go the distance to get the best outcome for the people you care about.
Fogell
You are the most like McLOVIN! Otherwise known as Fogell. You are a diamond in the rough. People don’t realize it when they first lay eyes on you, but you have got gumption my friend. You are daring, brave, confident, and downright fun to be around. You are McLOVINNNN!!
Jules
You are the most like Jules! You’re down to earth. You are smoking hot, but you’re also a little silly. You’re level headed and you know how to bring the party to the people you care about. You’re the love interest! But you’re also so much more!
Phineas
Carpe diem! You love seizing the day! You’re the optimist in your friend group, ready to problem solve and make the most of your time. Sometimes you can be a little clueless to the way people around you are feeling, but you’ve got your heart in the right place.
Ferb
“A fool is known by his speech; and a wise man by silence.” You are a person of few words, but when you do speak, it is unfailingly enlightening. However, when the music starts, something overcomes you and you can throw down some BARS. You’re a loyal friend and a person of mystery.
Candace
You’re Candace Flynn! The Queen of Mars! Hehehehehehe. That’s you laughing mischievously as you go to extremes to romance your crush. But your crush already loves you, especially the crazy parts! You are a loyal best friend, even if you can get distracted sometimes. You love pink, talking on the phone, and sabotaging your fam. They love you and your craziness too.
Perry
You’re a semi-aquatic egg laying mammal of action! Odds are you’re actually a human, but you share a lot of qualities with Agent P. You love to be cared for, but you have some killer espionage skills. You’re not actually a killer, though; you’re merciful and kind. You don’t talk much, but your actions speak a thousand words. You are an agent of good!
Isabella
Fireside Girls assemble! You’re just like Isabella! You are a jack of all trades, ready to acquire a new skill set every day. You love your besties a lot. One of them, in particular, you really, really love. Your crush may be oblivious sometimes, but you persevere. You’re known for being a cutie and a true friend.
Baljeet
You are a genius! You’re passionate about the power of logic and mathematics. You may not be the coolest kid around, but you’ve got the heart and the smarts. You love hanging out with your friends, and you’re even kind and wise enough to show some love to your bullies.
Buford
Look out, nerds! You’re the cool guy on the block. You love a good prank and you make sure people know you’re the boss. But beneath that tough exterior, you have a soft interior. You care deeply about your friends and you love to have fun.
Dr. Doofenshmirtz
You are EVIL! Or are you? Evil is more of a fun hobby for you. Just beneath the surface, you really love your “enemies,” and you stir up some drama to get the chance to banter with them and talk about your childhood trauma. You want everyone to be obsessed with you. And who can blame you?
Ariel
Ahhhhhhh! (Read that as an angelic melody.) You are the most like Ariel! You're bold, curious, gifted, and you have a contagious smile. Although, you can be a little clumsy or confused from time to time. But you are resilient! We all long to be part of your world!
Prince Eric
You are the most like Prince Eric! Ready the ships, because you yearn for wild, uncharted waters! You're an explorer and you have a kindhearted soul. You're loyal and funny. You are just looking for someone who gets you!
Ursula
You are the most like Ursula! You may have sea witch tendencies, and you admit that in the past you've been a nasty, but you go for what you want. People tend to underestimate you. You've got some magic in you, and it's about time people appreciated it! So you give them a SHOW.
Sebastian
You are the most like Sebastian! You're an educated crustacean, you've got options. But you use your skills to help your friends from staying out of trouble. No matter how grueling the task, you're up for it! Even if you've got some complaints along the way.
Harry Potter
You are the most like the chosen one himself, Mister Harry Potter! You are smart and you care deeply for your friends. You’re a wizard with sports, no pun intended. You’ve had a hard life, but you persevere, and you’re good at whatever you set your mind to.
Ron Weasley
Bloody hell, you’re Ron Weasley! Whether or not you have flaming red hair, you’ve got a fiery sense of humor and a raging appetite. You might struggle with some classes or sports, but your heart is in the right place and you care about your friends and family.
Hermione Granger
You’re Hermione Granger! You’re smart as a whip and sweet as a rose, although you have some thorns when you need to. You’re an asset in every environment. You always come prepared and you always excel. As you’ve wisened over the years, you know when to let go of rule following or perfectionism in the name of friendship and love.
Draco Malfoy
You are Draco Malfoy! Wait till your father hears about this. You’re a prankster and a deviant through and through. You love to stir the pot. You’re a drama queen, but deep down you fear and love the same things as your enemies. You’ve got a good heart but your swagger covers it up.
Carrie Bradshaw
You are the main character herself, Miss Carrie Bradshaw! You’re a wiz with words. Your three great loves are your best friends, your romantic partners, and your designer shoes. Sometimes your friends don’t like the decisions you make, and you can be stubborn, but you do learn and grow.
Samantha Jones
You’re Samantha f***ing Jones and you want the world to know it! You are a confident, independent icon. You know your worth and you hate being disrespected. You are drawn to all things fabulous. You are loyal to your friends. And man, do you love to screw.
Charlotte York
You are Charlotte York! Particular and pristine, everything you touch turns to tastefulness. You are nurturing and emotional. You care deeply about your friends, family, and romantic partners. You don’t like disorder or inappropriate behavior, but your people find it endearing. You are the eternal optimist and a ray of sunshine for the darkest of clouds.
Miranda Hobbes
You’re Miranda Hobbes! Some people may see you as a pessimist, but you know you’re a realist. You speak your mind. You’re intelligent and educated. Even though you put up a front of hating cheesiness, you love your people so much.
Debbie
You are THE Debbie Ocean. Professional thief, con artist, sister to Danny Ocean. Straight out of prison, you’re back in the heist game. You’re a strategic genius and you don’t take no for an answer. Yeah, you’re sexy and iconic, but that’s not the point. You just secured eight women $30 million each like it was nothing. You’re a badass.
Lou
You’re Lou. You’re a partner in crime to the head of the operation, but you’re also so much more. You’re a talented mystery. You love time alone, but you also love the perfect con. You’re a legend.
Daphne
Ladies and gentlemen, Daphne Kluger! That’s you, that’s your cue! You’re a movie star. The haters may think you’re conceited and dim, but you’re just pulling the wool over their eyes. You’re playing the system and schmoozing along the way. Eventually, you’ll wind up in the director’s chair.
9 Ball
You’re Nine Ball! At least, that’s the name you give new people, because why should they deserve your real name just yet? (It’s Leslie, BTW.) You’re a wizard with technology, and you can lend your expertise if people name the right bargain, but mostly you keep to yourself. You’ll have your own pool bar someday and it will be THE place to be.
Constance
You’re Constance! You’re hella cool! You’ve got some sick hand tricks, and can swindle almost anyone. You’re big time chatty, but you’ve got a ton of funny sh*t to say, so who can blame you? You’re destined for internet fame. Bring it on, baby.
Rose
You’re Rose! You can be a bit anxious and discombobulated, but you’ve got a true eye for art. You’re funny even when you don’t mean to be. You’re a dream designer, and you’ll get all your dreams too.
Amita
You’re Amita! You want independence from your family, and boy are you going to get it. You’re a natural talent. You’ve got a great eye and a steady hand. You’re not too technologically savvy, but you’ll hop on Tinder if your friend sets it up for you. You’re a queen.
Tammy
Mommy? Sorry. You’re Tammy! You’re organized and efficient. You’re an asset to any team you’re a part of. You care about your family, but you also have a crazy past, and possibly present. You know how to hustle!